A girl was coming home for Easter break from college and wrote, Dear Mom and Dad, I’m coming home for the holiday, but before I do, I just want to catch you up with things. The fire in the apartment last week, didn’t do as much damage as it could have. I’m recovering fine from […]
Why do you speak to them in parables? Jesus didn’t invent the parable. Rabbis spoke in parables long before Jesus. A disciple came to a rabbi and said, “Rabbi, why is it that whenever I come to you with a question, you respond with a question?” The rabbi replied, “Why shouldn’t I?” Warren Wiersbe […]
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SIGNS FOR YOUR DESK 1) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either. 2) Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether. 3) Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. 5) Please, Lord, let me prove that […]
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A Woman at the Post Office A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. “What Denomination?” Asked the clerk. “Oh, my goodness! Have we come to this?” said the woman. “Well give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic!” A Child’s Point of View! The story of Adam and Eve […]
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There was a Catholic priest, Rabbi and a Presbyterian minister. The Priest said, when we collect the offering, we draw a circle and throw the money up in the air, everything that lands outside the circle is God’s; everything that falls inside is mine. The Rabbi said that’s crazy. We collect the offering, draw a […]
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Asher Yatzar Blessed are You, Hashem our God, King of the universe, Who formed man with wisdom and created within him many openings and many hollows. It is obvious and known before Your Throne of Glory that if even one of them ruptures, or if even one of them becomes blocked, it would be impossible […]
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“The one thing I’d really like to do before I die is cure death.” That’s a good goal, but maybe unrealistic.
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An investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The banker complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The fisherman replied, “Only […]
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Preacher Jokes about children… Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, ‘What do you think about all this Satan stuff?’ The other boy replied, ‘Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It’s probably just your Dad.’ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Attending a […]
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[From Dww-work]… THE BEST JOKES ABOUT MARRIAGE AND WEDDINGS The Wedding A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.” Marriage A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. Zsa Zsa […]
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