[From Dww-work]… THE BEST JOKES ABOUT MARRIAGE AND WEDDINGS The Wedding A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.” Marriage A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. Zsa Zsa […]
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“Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.” After all today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Wife: I have some good news and some bad news. Husband: What’s the good news? Wife: The good news is I found a picture that’s […]
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Just before Christmas, a father called his grown daughter and said, “there is something I need to tell you. I’m leaving your mother. I’m going to get a divorce.” The daughter replied, “Dad, don’t do anything until I get there. I’m going to get my brother and we’re flying home right away. Don’t do anything […]
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