SIGNS FOR YOUR DESK

1) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

2) Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.

3) Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

5) Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won’t spoil me.

9) The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

10) I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.

15) Do unto others, then run…

14) There are two rules for ultimate success in life. Never tell everything you know.