Mother of the Bride (MOTB)from Robert Fulgham, It was on Fire When I Lay Down On It(the Presbyterian minister who wrote Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten) I have married more than a thousand times. Officiated as the minister at a whole lot of weddings and usually managed to get involved in […]
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Preacher Jokes about children… Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, ‘What do you think about all this Satan stuff?’ The other boy replied, ‘Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It’s probably just your Dad.’ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Attending a […]
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[From Dww-work]… THE BEST JOKES ABOUT MARRIAGE AND WEDDINGS The Wedding A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.” Marriage A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. Zsa Zsa […]
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From Tim Stafford: Jeff and Janet Johnson, both long-time mentors of my daughter, shared the officiating in my daughter’s wedding. Janet made the case for marriage: Your love is priceless and needs to be guarded. Selfishness, pride, lack of forgiveness and inattentiveness are but some of the many thieves capable of stealing away your love. […]