A Woman at the Post Office A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. “What Denomination?” Asked the clerk. “Oh, my goodness! Have we come to this?” said the woman. “Well give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic!” A Child’s Point of View! The story of Adam and Eve […]
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LIGHT BULB JOKES-DENOMINATIONS How Many _____Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Charismatics – Only one: Hands already in the air. Catholics – None. They use candles. Baptists – CHANGE??!!??!! Pentecostals – Ten. One to change, nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians – None. God has predestined when the lights will […]
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How many __ does it take to change a light bulb? How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb? 10. One to actually change the bulb and 9 to say how much they like the old one. How many Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They always use candles […]