There was a Catholic priest, Rabbi and a Presbyterian minister.

The Priest said, when we collect the offering, we draw a circle and throw the money up in the air, everything that lands outside the circle is God’s; everything that falls inside is mine.

The Rabbi said that’s crazy. We collect the offering, draw a circle and throw the money up in the air, everything that lands inside the circle is God’s; everything that falls outside is mine.

The Presbyterian minister said, I am shocked. We take an offering. We draw a circle. We throw the money up in the air – everything God wants he can take when it’s up there. Everything that comes down is mine.

Three Clergymen were driving together, on their way to a conference – a Jewish Rabbi, a Hindu Cleric and a TV Evangelist. Their car broke down, so they walked to the nearest house. The farmer there offered that they could stay in the guest house, but there were only two beds. One would have to stay in the barn.

The Hindu Cleric said, “I’ll sleep in the barn.”

Before long, there was a knock on the door of the guest house. It was the Hindu, who said, “I’m sorry, I can’t sleep in the barn. There’s a cow there and cows are sacred…”

The Rabbi said, “I’ll sleep in the barn.”

Before long, there was a knock on the door of the guest house. It was the Rabbi, who said, “I’m sorry, I can’t sleep in the barn. There’s a pig in there …”

The TV Evangelist said, “I’ll sleep in the barn.”

Before long, there was a knock on the door of the guest house. It was the cow and the pig.