“One night there was a man down on his hands and knees looking frantically for something on the sidewalk under a street lamp. A police officer stopped by and asked him what he was doing. “I’ve lost my keys,” answered the man. “Will you help me look for them?” The police officer joined in and […]
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How many __ does it take to change a light bulb? How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb? 10. One to actually change the bulb and 9 to say how much they like the old one. How many Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They always use candles […]