Mother of the Bride (MOTB)from Robert Fulgham, It was on Fire When I Lay Down On It(the Presbyterian minister who wrote Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten) I have married more than a thousand times. Officiated as the minister at a whole lot of weddings and usually managed to get involved in […]
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A four-year-old and a six-year-old presented their Mom with a house plant. They had used their own money and she was thrilled. The older of them said with a sad face, There was a bouquet that we wanted to give you at the flower shop. It was real pretty, but it was too expensive. It […]
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10. Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don’t know where it’s been! (Judges 14:5-8) 9. David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons! 8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper! 7. […]
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An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. WOMEN AND BASEBALL If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base. — Dave Barry
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There’s a story about the mother of Pope John XXIII. She was an elderly lady, a simple and hard-working woman who lived in poverty all her life. Shortly after her son became Pope in the late 1950s she came to Rome to visit him. She watched as important dignitaries approached him, and how each would […]
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Q. Should I have a baby after 35? A. No, 35 children is enough. Q. I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A. With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A. If it’s the flu, you’ll get […]