Just before Christmas, a father called his grown daughter and said, “there is something I need to tell you. I’m leaving your mother. I’m going to get a divorce.”

The daughter replied, “Dad, don’t do anything until I get there. I’m going to get my brother and we’re flying home right away. Don’t do anything until we get there.

The mother walked in as her husband was hanging up. “Oh, who was that?” she asked.

“Oh, that was our daughter.” “Good news, both kids are coming home for Christmas and we don’t have to pay their way.

(Don’t use that one too often)

M Brewer –