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Veteran Pastors

By: Dave Weidlich | Date: January 3, 2016 | Categories: My Life

I’m watching Peyton Manning who came back in the game after Brock Osweiler was ineffective. What does Manning offer that Osweiler doesn’t. Clearly has a weaker arm and he’s less mobile. But he can read the defenses. He can see that there’s a blitz coming from the right and audible a running play to the […]

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19 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 50 YEARS TO LEARN

By: admin | Date: December 12, 2015 | Categories: quotes

Well, 10 Best…THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 50 YEARS TO LEARN By Dave Barry If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.” No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it […]

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Bob Hope Jokes

By: admin | Date: September 18, 2015 | Categories: humor, quotes

Bob Hope on… ON TURNING 70 ‘I still chase women, but only downhill.’ ON TURNING 80 ‘That’s the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.’ ON TURNING 90 ‘You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.’ ON TURNING 100 ‘I don’t feel old. In fact, I […]

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The Secret to a Long Life

By: admin | Date: April 18, 2014 | Categories: humor

We all want to live a long time. How about forever. A woman was walking down a residential street and saw a frail, wizened old man rocking contentedly in a chair on his porch. She called out to him as she passed by, “Hello there! I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look. Tell […]

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