Well, 10 Best…THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 50 YEARS TO LEARN
By Dave Barry
- If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”
- No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
- When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
- When God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
- Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
- Never lick a steak knife.
- A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
- Your friends love you, anyway.
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
- The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
[forwarded by Nancy Gale] Mikey’s
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