I know, it sounds like a joke. And it is.

Three Clergymen were driving together, on their way to a conference – a Jewish Rabbi, a Hindu Cleric and a TV Evangelist. Their car broke down, so they walked to the nearest house. The farmer there offered that they could stay in the guest house, but there were only two beds. One would have to stay in the barn.

The Hindu Cleric said, “I’ll sleep in the barn.”

Before long, there was a knock on the door of the guest house. It was the Hindu, who said, “I’m sorry, I can’t sleep in the barn. There’s a cow there and cows are sacred…”

The Rabbi said, “I’ll sleep in the barn.”

Before long, there was a knock on the door of the guest house. It was the Rabbi, who said, “I’m sorry, I can’t sleep in the barn. There’s a pig in there …”

The TV Evangelist said, “I’ll sleep in the barn.”

Before long, there was a knock on the door of the guest house. It was the cow and the pig.