Apples, Snakes and Bellyaches by Calvin Miller, 1990. When Saint Paul preached in Eff-ee-suss,A sleepy man named Ewe-tea-cussThought he preached redick-cue-less-lee long.As Ewe-tea-cuss was sitting in the window of the churchHe rubbed his eyes and yawned and swayedAnd nodded, dozed, and reeled and lurched. And feeling faint, he fell asleepAnd fell…and fell for forty feet.He […]