Christmas can be a troubling time for many.

A young girl prayed, “Forgive us our Christmases as we forgive those who Christmas against us.”

A man went Christmas shopping – looking for a scarf. The salesperson brought him a lovely scarf. How much it is, he asked. $75. He replied, “$75?!?” Don’t you have anything cheaper. She brought a scarf for $20. “$20?!?” Don’t you have anything cheaper?” She brought one from the discount rack – $10 and said your grandmother wouldn’t even wear this. “$10?!?” he said, “Don’t you have anything cheaper?” The saleslady came back with a mirror.

“Life is filled with misery, horror and tears and it ends way too early.” Woody Allen

“I don’t mind dying. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

The advantage of disadvantage. – Malcolm Gladwell

dyslexic students do better at certain problems. They discovered that dyslexia is a common trait among Silicon Valley entrepreneurs.

some of our advantages can be our greatest disadvantage. Growing up wealthy.

Mark Brewer

Joke: Genie – You may have only one wish.

I wish for a freeway from LA to HI.

Genie objected. Do you know how much sand that would take. Bridges, expensive. Choose something else.

I wish to know how politicians think.

Genie: Do you want that freeway 2 lanes or four?

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Quote: You must want not only what you want, but what your wants lead to.