During Corona Virus Shelter in Place

I know everything is bad right now. But I’ve been hoping for an Easter joke and I haven’t heard a Peep from anyone.

This year all Easter jokes have to be inside jokes.

How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
He eggs-ercises!

How does the Easter bunny keep his fur looking good?
Hare spray!

You should not tell bad jokes to an Easter egg. Why?
They might crack up.

I’d make more jokes, but I’m not a Fungi.

Neil Diamond:

Hands, washing hands.
Reaching out
Don’t touch me
I won’t touch you.
Sweet Caroline…