C via GIPHY Cub fans are the most overtly religious
Comments Off on Cub Religion
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God… “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet […]
Comments Off on Heaven or Hell Joke
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/22/a-judge-sentences-a-veteran-to-24-hours-in-jail-then-joins-him-behind-bars/ Sgt. Joseph Serna, a former Special Forces soldier, had been through a lot; when the judge sentenced him to a night in jail, the judge served the time with him. Written by Yanan Wang | Thursday, April 28, 2016 1 The judge drove Serna to the jail in a neighboring county. “When Joe first […]
Comments Off on Judge joins man in jail
If you keep your feet from breaking the Sabbath and from doing as you please on my holy day, if you call the Sabbath a delight and the Lord’s holy day honorable, and if you honor it by not going your own way and not doing as you please or speaking idle words, then you […]
Comments Off on Want joy? Do This
I remember a joke my high school AP History teacher once told our class: the science major asks, how does it work? The business major asks, how can we sell it? The engineering major asks, how can we build it? The liberal arts major asks, would you like fries with that? New line from killing […]
Comments Off on Liberal arts
[From Dww-work]… RAVI ZACHARIAS – HIS STORY Ravi Zacharias was born in India. “In India, you are what you are born into,” he began. “My father and mother were nominal Christians; in fact, the reason they were Christians was simply because they were not Buddhists, Muslims, or Hindus. I don’t recall ever hearing the gospel […]
Comments Off on Ravi Zacharias- His Story
[From Dww-work]… CONVERSION STORY OF AUTHOR FREDERICA MATHEWES-GREENE Author Frederica Mathewes-Greene said: When I was around eight or nine, I went through a spurt of having very strong faith. My parents didn’t think it was entirely healthy to be that religious. When I’d say that I wanted to be a nun (because we didn’t know […]
Comments Off on Conversion Story
[From Dww-work]… THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO HOMER Q: What other factors go into Hollywood’s treatment of religion? A: Hollywood films are meant to appeal to a wide audience. Recent figures show that if you take the average production budget, average marketing and advertising costs, and average distribution costs, the typical film has to sell about […]
Comments Off on The Gospel According to Homer Simpson
[From Dww-work]… THE PRICE OF FREEDOM Harriet Tubman knew how precious freedom is. Harriet’s grandparents were members of the Ashanti people of Ghana. Her grandparents were kidnapped from their land in 1725 and sold into slavery. Harriet was the third generation in her family to live as slaves. But Harriet Tubman became a link to […]
Comments Off on If They Had Known
[From Dww-work]… THREE MINISTERS THREE MINISTERS Three ministers — a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Southern Baptist and their wives — were all on a cruise together. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship, and they all drowned. The next thing you know, they’re standing before St. Peter. As fate would have it, […]
Comments Off on Three Ministers