A girl was coming home for Easter break from college and wrote, Dear Mom and Dad, I’m coming home for the holiday, but before I do, I just want to catch you up with things. The fire in the apartment last week, didn’t do as much damage as it could have. I’m recovering fine from […]
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Preacher Jokes about children… Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, ‘What do you think about all this Satan stuff?’ The other boy replied, ‘Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It’s probably just your Dad.’ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Attending a […]
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There was a doctor who went to get his hair cut and he went to pay for it. The barber said, “you guys in the medical field, you do so much for others; this one’s on me. The doctor put away his wallet and said, “thank you.” In the morning when the barber showed up […]
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My young son asked what the highest number I had ever counted to was. I didn’t know, but I asked about his highest number. It was 5,372. “Oh,” I said. “Why did you stop there?” “Church was over.” —Joanne Weil, as told by Mike and Amy Nappa, Bore No More! (Group Publishing), p. 7; submitted […]
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5 frogs are sitting on a log. 4 decide to jump off. How many are left? Answer: 5. Why? Because deciding and doing are not the same thing. Nicky Gumbel
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An Irish daughter had not been home for over ten years . Upon her return , her father yelled at her , “Where have ye been all this time ? Why did ye not write to us ? Not even a line . Why didn’t ye call ? Can ye not understand what ye put […]
Q. Should I have a baby after 35? A. No, 35 children is enough. Q. I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A. With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A. If it’s the flu, you’ll get […]