“Those who travel the high road of humility in Washington, D.C. are not bothered by heavy traffic.” Former Sen. Alan Simpson on George HW Bush at his funeral. “He never lost his sense of humor. Humor is the universal solvent against the abrasive elements of life. That’s what humor is. He never hated anyone. He […]
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A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen. – Winston Churchill OH YEAH? QUOTES THAT PROVE HOW “STUPID” SMART PEOPLE CAN BE (submitted by Kirk M. at Digital Equipment Corporation) “I […]
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GIVING OUR WORST Around Thanksgiving a few years ago, radio commentator Paul Harvey shared a true story of a woman and her frozen Thanksgiving turkey. The Butterball Turkey Company set up a telephone hotline to answer consumer questions about preparing holiday turkeys. One woman called to inquire about cooking a turkey that had been in […]
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If you are going to tell the truth, you’d better make them laugh or they’ll kill you. -George Bernard Shaw